The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived T-Shirt | Swiftie TTPD Tees

Who the f*ck was that guy? This is your chance to give a message to the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived in the form of a clever slogan t-shirt made from pure 100 percent cotton fabric.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived became an instant classic the day Taylor Swift dropped her new album, The Tortured Poets Department, in April 2024.

If you've ever dreamed of a toxic ex getting time for his crimes, this is the tee you want to remind yourself you had a lucky escape.  

With its clever nod to the ultimate TS bridge, this essential Swiftie item comes in a unisex fit with plenty of size options and TTPD-style neutral colors. 

Order this shirt now and enjoy free worldwide shipping on all products - please browse the rest of our Swiftie shop while you're here!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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