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Professional Yapper Vintage Cap

Professional Yapper Vintage Cap

Regular price £25.00 GBP
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Official merch for people who always have something to say.

Whether you're monologuing to your mates, voice-noting trauma dumps, or offering unsolicited analysis of a situationship, the “Professional Yapper” cap is your new emotional uniform.

Vintage-washed and unapologetically loud (in message, not volume), this hat adds ✨unfiltered energy✨ to any outfit.

✿ Product Details:

  • Soft, vintage-washed finish
  • Embroidered slogan (no peeling vinyl here)
  • Adjustable strap back
  • One size fits all loud mouths
  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Available in black, stone, and denim blue
  • 100% cotton twill
  • 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
  • 6 sewn eyelets
  • Black sweatband
  • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
  • Washed-out vintage effect
  • Blank product sourced from China

✨ Great For:

  • Chaos communicators
  • Over-talkers at the group chat debrief
  • ADHD icons who narrate their lives
  • People whose hobby is talking at people


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Myanmar
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Packaging compostability and recyclability information

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Silly Little Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 112 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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One size 18 ½-23 ¼ 4 ⅜ 2 ⅞ 7 ⅛

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Free Worldwide Shipping

We offer FREE worldwide shipping.

Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.

Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:

  • UK: 3–5 working days
  • EU: 3–5 working days
  • US: 3–5 working days
  • Rest of the world: 5–15 working days

Return Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

For more information, visit our returns policy.

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