Professional Yapper Vintage Cap

Official merch for people who always have something to say.

Whether you're monologuing to your mates, voice-noting trauma dumps, or offering unsolicited analysis of a situationship, the “Professional Yapper” cap is your new emotional uniform.

Vintage-washed and unapologetically loud (in message, not volume), this hat adds ✨unfiltered energy✨ to any outfit.

✿ Product Details:

• Soft, vintage-washed finish
• Embroidered slogan (no peeling vinyl here)
• Adjustable strap back
• One size fits all loud mouths
• Printed to order in the UK
• Available in black, stone, and denim blue
• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank product sourced from China

✨ Great For:

• Chaos communicators
• Over-talkers at the group chat debrief
• ADHD icons who narrate their lives
• People whose hobby is talking at people

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Myanmar
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Packaging compostability and recyclability information

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Silly Little Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 112 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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