Professional Yapper Hoodie

Because someone has to talk - and it’s always you.

Whether you're narrating your own life, explaining your hyperfixation, or simply refusing to shut up (respectfully), the “Professional Yapper” hoodie makes it official. Cosy, oversized, and clearly employed in the field of oversharing.

This is the hoodie you reach for when you’re voice-noting 8 minutes of unhinged updates or debriefing a date that was a 3/10 but spiritually significant. Loud in energy. Soft in cotton.

✿ Product Details:

• Premium blend, fleece-lined for emotional support
• Oversized fit for peak yapper comfort
• Printed slogan 
• Made to order in the UK
• Available in classic pink, grey, or whatever you won’t spill coffee on

✨ Great For:

• ADHD ramble-core
• Solo walks with headphones and a grudge
• Matching your energy to your hoodie
• People who say “I won’t talk long” then don’t stop for 40 mins

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Silly Little Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 112 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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