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Please Hydrate Me Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
Please Hydrate Me Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
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A gentle request. A desperate plea. A festival survival strategy.
The “Please Hydrate Me” hoodie is for anyone who’s ever woken up at a festival, after a night out, or during a chaotic weekend and realised water might have been a good idea. Equal parts funny and painfully relatable, this hoodie says what everyone is thinking when the hangover hits.
With bold, minimal typography across the front, it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and survival instinct. Whether you’re dancing in a field, queuing for coffee at 9am after two hours of sleep, or attempting to recover from the night before, this hoodie does the talking for you.
Made with a thick, cosy cotton-blend fabric and a relaxed oversized fit, it’s designed for cold festival nights, travel days, recovery mornings, and general life chaos.
Because hydration is important. Apparently.
Features
- Soft cotton-blend hoodie
- Relaxed oversized / loose fit
- Drop shoulder silhouette for a streetwear look
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Hooded design
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Thick fabric ideal for autumn and winter
Product Details
Product Details
- Fit: Unisex loose fit
- Fabric: 42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibres
- Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
- Fabric Thickness: Thick
- Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
- Funny, relatable slogan perfect for festival season
- Cosy oversized hoodie for late nights and recovery mornings
- Minimal graphic design that pairs easily with any outfit
- Ideal for festivals, gigs, travel, and lazy days
- A subtle reminder to drink water (or at least think about it)
Product Notes
Product Notes
Minor variations may occur between garment batches due to fabric and dye processes. This is normal in apparel production.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low heat (avoid ironing directly on the print)
Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve Length |
| ---- | ------ | -------- | ----- | ------------- |
| S | 27.56 | 25.59 | 25.98 | 21.06 |
| M | 28.35 | 26.38 | 26.77 | 21.46 |
| L | 29.13 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 21.85 |
| XL | 29.92 | 27.95 | 28.35 | 22.24 |
| 2XL | 30.71 | 28.74 | 29.13 | 22.64 |
Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
