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Please Don’t Let Me Text Him Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
Please Don’t Let Me Text Him Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
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A message to your friends.
A warning to yourself.
A universal late-night struggle.
The “Please Don’t Let Me Text Him” hoodie is for anyone who knows that after a few drinks, good judgement can disappear fast. Equal parts funny and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect piece for nights out, festival weekends, and the group chat that exists purely to stop you making questionable decisions.
The bold, minimal typography keeps the design simple while the message does all the work. Whether you’re dancing at a festival, out with your friends, or attempting to maintain some dignity after midnight, this hoodie captures the exact energy of the moment.
Made with a thick cotton-blend fabric and a relaxed oversized fit, it’s designed for festival nights, gig weekends, late taxis home, and slightly chaotic mornings after.
Because sometimes your friends really do need to confiscate your phone.
Features
- Soft cotton-blend hoodie
- Relaxed oversized / loose fit
- Drop shoulder silhouette for a casual streetwear look
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Hooded design
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Thick fabric ideal for autumn and winter
Product Details
Product Details
- Fit: Unisex loose fit
- Fabric: 42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibres
- Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
- Fabric Thickness: Thick
- Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
- Funny, relatable slogan everyone understands
- Perfect for festivals, girls’ trips, and nights out
- Cosy oversized fit for late nights and travel days
- Minimal graphic design that pairs with everything
- A guaranteed conversation starter
Product Notes
Product Notes
Minor variations may occur between garment batches due to fabric and dye processes. This is normal in apparel production.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low heat (avoid ironing directly on the print)
Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve Length |
| ---- | ------ | -------- | ----- | ------------- |
| S | 27.56 | 25.59 | 25.98 | 21.06 |
| M | 28.35 | 26.38 | 26.77 | 21.46 |
| L | 29.13 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 21.85 |
| XL | 29.92 | 27.95 | 28.35 | 22.24 |
| 2XL | 30.71 | 28.74 | 29.13 | 22.64 |
Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
