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Please Do Not Give Me a Cigarette Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
Please Do Not Give Me a Cigarette Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
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A hoodie for the exact moment you say you’re done… and absolutely are not.
The “Please Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say” hoodie captures that painfully relatable late-night logic. It’s self-awareness, but make it fashion. Whether you’re at a festival, outside a bar at 1am, or dramatically declaring new life choices to your friends, this hoodie already knows how the night ends.
Featuring bold text across the front, the design is simple, ironic, and guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from anyone who’s ever made questionable promises to themselves.
With its relaxed, oversized feel and thick, cosy fabric, it’s the perfect layer for festival nights, cold walks home, gig queues, or mornings after chaotic decisions.
Equal parts funny, self-aware, and slightly concerning.
Features
- Soft cotton-blend hoodie
- Loose, relaxed silhouette
- Drop shoulder fit for an oversized look
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Adjustable hood
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Warm, thick fabric ideal for autumn and winter
Product Details
Product Details
- Fit: Unisex loose fit
- Fabric: 42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibres
- Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
- Fabric Thickness: Thick
- Stretch: Slight stretch
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
- Darkly relatable humour that everyone understands
- Oversized, cosy hoodie perfect for gigs, festivals, and nights out
- Soft but heavyweight fabric that actually keeps you warm
- Unisex fit that works styled oversized or relaxed
- Conversation-starting graphic that gets laughs immediately
- Ideal for festival outfits, casual streetwear, or chaotic evenings
Product Notes
Product Notes
Minor variations may occur between garment batches due to fabric and dye processes. This is normal in apparel production.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low heat (avoid ironing directly on the print)
Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve Length |
| ---- | ------ | -------- | ----- | ------------- |
| S | 27.56 | 25.59 | 25.98 | 21.06 |
| M | 28.35 | 26.38 | 26.77 | 21.46 |
| L | 29.13 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 21.85 |
| XL | 29.92 | 27.95 | 28.35 | 22.24 |
| 2XL | 30.71 | 28.74 | 29.13 | 22.64 |
Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
