Silly Little Tees
Pass the Bechdel Test or Shut Up Tote Bag
Pass the Bechdel Test or Shut Up Tote Bag
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Because if the scene doesn’t pass, neither should your opinion.
Tired of male characters monologuing in films where the women barely speak to each other? Yeah. Us too.
The “Pass the Bechdel Test or Shut Up” tote bag is your portable protest sign. It’s practical, unapologetic, and perfect for the bookshop-to-brunch pipeline. Use it to carry your emotional baggage — or just snacks and feminist literature.
Soft, sturdy, and printed to order in the UK, this is not your average beige tote. It’s a red flag detector with handles.
✿ Product Details:
- Heavyweight 100% cotton
- Long handles for comfy over-shoulder wear
- Designed and printed in the UK
- Machine washable (because equality can get messy)
✨ Ideal For:
- Loud feminists and quiet bookworms alike
- Queuing at indie cinemas with rage and popcorn
- Replacing 5+ plastic bags with one giant truth
- Starting conversations you don’t actually want to have
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Silly Little Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
Product Details
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Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
