Pass the Bechdel Test or Shut Up Tote Bag

Because if the scene doesn’t pass, neither should your opinion.

Tired of male characters monologuing in films where the women barely speak to each other? Yeah. Us too.

The “Pass the Bechdel Test or Shut Up” tote bag is your portable protest sign. It’s practical, unapologetic, and perfect for the bookshop-to-brunch pipeline. Use it to carry your emotional baggage — or just snacks and feminist literature.

Soft, sturdy, and printed to order in the UK, this is not your average beige tote. It’s a red flag detector with handles.

✿ Product Details:

• Heavyweight 100% cotton
• Long handles for comfy over-shoulder wear
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Machine washable (because equality can get messy)

✨ Ideal For:

• Loud feminists and quiet bookworms alike
• Queuing at indie cinemas with rage and popcorn
• Replacing 5+ plastic bags with one giant truth
• Starting conversations you don’t actually want to have

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Silly Little Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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