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Off My Tits On Picky Bits Cap | Embroidered Vintage Dad Cap

Off My Tits On Picky Bits Cap | Embroidered Vintage Dad Cap

Regular price £25.00 GBP
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The official cap of grazing your way through life.

If your ideal meal is a plate of beige bits, cheese, crisps, olives, sausage rolls and absolutely no commitment to a proper dinner, congratulations. You've found your people.

The Off My Tits On Picky Bits Cap is embroidered on a soft vintage-style dad cap that's perfect for picnics, pub gardens, festivals, garden parties and every picky tea in between.

Available in Maroon, Pink and Charcoal Grey

Product Details

  • 100% cotton
  • Unstructured 6-panel cap with a low profile
  • Soft crown for everyday comfort
  • Pre-curved visor
  • Matching fabric adjustable strap
  • Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish

Why You'll Love It

  • Premium embroidered "Off My Tits On Picky Bits" design
  • Garment-washed vintage finish
  • Soft, relaxed fit you'll wear on repeat
  • Adjustable strap for the perfect fit
  • The ultimate accessory for picky tea enthusiasts
  • Guaranteed to get compliments at every buffet

Product Notes

Each cap is embroidered especially for you when you place an order. Producing products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste, so thank you for making more thoughtful purchasing decisions.
Go on then... put another sausage roll on the plate.

Care Instructions

Sponge clean only.

Size Guide

Head circumference: 55–64 cm (21.65″–25.19″)

Free Worldwide Shipping

We offer FREE worldwide shipping.

Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.

Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:

  • UK: 3–5 working days
  • EU: 3–5 working days
  • US: 3–5 working days
  • Rest of the world: 5–15 working days

Return Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

For more information, visit our returns policy.

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