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Mr Businessman Mr Landlord T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry Quote Tee
Mr Businessman Mr Landlord T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry Quote Tee
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If you know, you know.
The “Mr Businessman Mr Landlord” t-shirt is a nod to one of Heated Rivalry’s most iconic, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quotes — the kind that lives rent-free in fans’ heads forever. Deadpan, chaotic, and painfully funny, it’s the perfect piece for readers who appreciate the humour as much as the hockey romance.
Minimal in design but loud in meaning, this tee works just as well styled casually with jeans as it does layered under a jacket for subtle fandom signalling. Whether you’re rereading Heated Rivalry for the fifth time or explaining the quote to someone who “hasn’t read it yet” (🚩), this one’s for you.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for long reading sessions, late-night scrolling, or emotionally recovering from that chapter.
Product Details
Product Details
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
- Single jersey with a smooth, premium feel
- Medium unisex fit
- Set-in sleeves
- GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
- A quiet quote tee for loud Heated Rivalry fans. Because sometimes the funniest lines deserve their own shirt.
Product Notes
Product Notes
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron low (avoid print). Do not dry clean.
Size Guide
Size Guide
S
Body length: 27.1"
Chest width: 19.5"
Sleeve length: 8.9"
M
Body length: 28.8"
Chest width: 21.0"
Sleeve length: 9.5"
L
Body length: 29.5"
Chest width: 22.3"
Sleeve length: 9.6"
XL
Body length: 30.3"
Chest width: 23.4"
Sleeve length: 9.9"
2XL
Body length: 31.1"
Chest width: 25.0"
Sleeve length: 10.0"
3XL
Body length: 31.9"
Chest width: 26.6"
Sleeve length: 10.3"
4XL
Body length: 32.6"
Chest width: 28.5"
Sleeve length: 10.3"
5XL
Body length: 33.1"
Chest width: 30.5"
Sleeve length: 10.3"
Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
