Mr Businessman Mr Landlord T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry Quote Tee

If you know, you know.

The “Mr Businessman Mr Landlord” t-shirt is a nod to one of Heated Rivalry’s most iconic, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quotes — the kind that lives rent-free in fans’ heads forever. Deadpan, chaotic, and painfully funny, it’s the perfect piece for readers who appreciate the humour as much as the hockey romance.

Minimal in design but loud in meaning, this tee works just as well styled casually with jeans as it does layered under a jacket for subtle fandom signalling. Whether you’re rereading Heated Rivalry for the fifth time or explaining the quote to someone who “hasn’t read it yet” (🚩), this one’s for you.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for long reading sessions, late-night scrolling, or emotionally recovering from that chapter.

Details you’ll love

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey with a smooth, premium feel
• Medium unisex fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar
• Wide double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem
• Self-fabric neck tape for extra comfort
• GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Bangladesh
• Colours available: Grey or White
  
  

Sizing note: This tee runs slightly smaller in the US market - US customers should size up for the best fit.

A quiet quote tee for loud Heated Rivalry fans.
Because sometimes the funniest lines deserve their own shirt. 💛

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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