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Just One Cigarette Then I’m Done I Promise Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
Just One Cigarette Then I’m Done I Promise Hoodie | Funny Festival Hoodie
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Famous last words.
The “Just One Cigarette Then I’m Done I Promise” hoodie is for anyone who’s ever said that sentence with full confidence… and immediately regretted it. Equal parts self-aware and painfully relatable, it’s the kind of hoodie that gets knowing laughs from strangers outside a gig or in the smoking area at a festival.
Featuring bold text across the front, this design captures that very specific late-night logic where one more cigarette, one more drink, or one more song somehow turns into the entire night. It’s chaotic, honest, and perfect for festival season.
With its thick, cosy fabric and relaxed oversized fit, this hoodie is made for cold festival nights, gig queues, long walks home, and the morning-after coffee run when you’re pretending everything is under control.
Comfortable, ironic, and just a little bit incriminating.
Features
- Soft cotton-blend hoodie
- Relaxed oversized / loose fit
- Drop shoulder silhouette for a streetwear look
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Hooded design
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Thick fabric ideal for autumn and winter
Product Details
Product Details
- Fit: Unisex loose fit
- Fabric: 42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibres
- Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
- Fabric Thickness: Thick
- Stretch: Slight stretch
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
- Painfully relatable humour that festival crowds instantly understand
- Thick, cosy hoodie perfect for gigs, festivals, and nights out
- Oversized unisex fit for relaxed everyday wear
- Minimal graphic design that works with any outfit
- Ideal for festival outfits, streetwear looks, or chaotic evenings
Product Notes
Product Notes
Minor variations may occur between garment batches due to fabric and dye processes. This is normal in apparel production.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low heat (avoid ironing directly on the print)
Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve Length |
| ---- | ------ | -------- | ----- | ------------- |
| S | 27.56 | 25.59 | 25.98 | 21.06 |
| M | 28.35 | 26.38 | 26.77 | 21.46 |
| L | 29.13 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 21.85 |
| XL | 29.92 | 27.95 | 28.35 | 22.24 |
| 2XL | 30.71 | 28.74 | 29.13 | 22.64 |
Free Worldwide Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping
We offer FREE worldwide shipping.
Each item is made to order, just for you. That means we only create products once they’re purchased, helping to avoid overproduction and reduce waste. It’s a more thoughtful way of making merch - and ensures everything you receive is freshly made, not sitting in storage.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–5 working days (our current average is just 2 days). Once your order is with the postal service, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 3–5 working days
- EU: 3–5 working days
- US: 3–5 working days
- Rest of the world: 5–15 working days
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
For more information, visit our returns policy.
